Food for thought

[Qaterra]

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!

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Life was much simpler when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

[Qaterra]

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If you think nobody cares if you're dead or alive, try missing a couple of paymets.

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

[Qaterra]

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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

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Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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War does not determine who is right -- only who is left.