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Gas? What gas?!

Surgery
MGB
Date
TBD
Start Weight
230 lbs
Goal Weight
125 lbs
Currently
220 lbs
Progress
10%
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"Doctor, please help me," says an elderly patient. "I have silent passage of gas every morning. I have silent passage of gas every afternoon, and I suffer from silent passage of gas in the evening. Sometimes I have silent passage of gas at unpredictable times -- for intance, just now. Doctor, can you help me?"

"Sure, I can help you," says the doctor. "But first you need your hearing checked."

from Dr. Oz, as published in now that's funny! by Andy Simmons
 
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