Let's talk flatulence, shall we?

[Badgy]

Alright, you guys have been holding out on me. What's this I hear that after WLS you fart ALL THE TIME and it's SMELLY?

SERIOUSLY? ⊙﹏⊙

I finally come to terms with hair loss, a lifetime of vitamins, probable gallbladder removal, skin hanging down to my knees, no more caffeine or booze or double quarter pounders, and now I learn I'll blow stinky farts all the time!?

Y'all been holding out on me. Lol. Is this true?

This one lady quote, "I deodorize from the inside," with some pill sold OTC that tastes like bananas. So you can make your stench smell GOOD? Good smelling farts? Really?

I'm drinking. That was an autocorrect for DYING but I AM also drinking. (Just reread this and cracking up ｡◕‿◕｡)

Still. Farts all day? Really?

FML

 

[gzar]

So it's not just me? Whew. No pun intended.

 

I get lots of gas, and 9/10 times it's noisy but little if any odor. The tenth time will clear the neighborhood! YMMV

 

[eladams2015]

bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!! I LOVE your posts, Badgy... the title alone made me giggle. What I will say is that the healthier you eat, with or without surgery, the more you SHOULD fart. Healthy foods (think greens/roughage) are gas makers.